she says,

...while exercising her right to free speech on Twitter.

first time

I send my mom a photo of myself with gun in hand. You are the first person in our family to shoot :)! She texts in reply. A funny thing to be proud of, but I am.

Read the whole thing. Lovely.

Skill set

I can hit a man-sized target at almost a thousand yards 4 times out of 5, but threading a needle that's right in front of my face?

10% success rate.

1000000x Xmas

Have you ever had to wait for the thing that was going to get you from here to there? Bring you forward into your new self? my God, it's like birth and death and all of those anxious in-betweens. All I can wish for is NOW! which isn't. quite. yet.

there is an expression: on tenterhooks. And here I am.

and it's pink

This is a (horribly mistitled) advice book written by British women. So far I've learned that I should carry a banana in my handbag, petticoats can cover a multitude of sins and I should strive to fit in.

3 a day

All my daily servings are now zucchini.

Recipes?