No wonder the British are so screwed up.
Why a banana? I don't recall there being many wild gorillas running around the British countryside when I was there
To combat every woman's deadly foe, low blood sugar.
And a rope to release the 16 ton weight."'E was comin' at me wit a banana!"Do I have to point out EVERY Monty Python reference on the internetwebtubethingies?
I prefer sour patch kids to combat my deadly foe of low blood sugar. Of course there are those that would argue keeping me well fed saves their lives more than mine.
Don't carry a banana. Banana's are racist, dontcha know? :P
Uh, our Library Fund paid for it, right? You didn't spend your own cash for that POS, I hope.
British women are pussies, and hairy ones at that. Irish women, or Americans? Not so much.
Mike, I can always count on you to make things weird.
My pleasure. :PTo be fair most British men seem to be pussies too these days. Beta males, the lot of em'
It has to be pink so that we know it's for girls. Duh.(ow. I think I just sprained my eye-rolling muscles...)
Ouch... Hopefully you didn't PAY for that book!
On the other hand, fitting in is a great way to be dangerous.Standing out puts 'em on their guard and attracts awkward attention, after all.
M'am are you illegally carrying in the Library/Post Office/ Elementary School?No officer, this is just a banana!BRILLIANT!
Next up, a warning about an nefarious device even more cunning than the dreaded cell phone gun, the Banana Blaster.
The Brits are twits.