Speaking from my lofty height of, Six Feet and Six Inches... Short people scare the hell out of me. Anyone who knows me, Knows, That is a lot of scaring!
Short women scare me because they're at the perfect height to hit me right in the balls, and if they're the type who have lots of sharp & pointies, well......
Speaking from my lofty height of,
ReplyDeleteSix Feet and Six Inches...
Short people scare the hell out of me.
Anyone who knows me,
Knows,
That is a lot of scaring!
You'd think so, wouldn't you?
ReplyDeleteIf it makes you feel better, I've been called cute. A lot. I think that stopped in my mid-40's. I HATE being called cute.
LOL, yeah, right! :-)
ReplyDelete"Judge me by my size?" --Yoda
ReplyDeleteYou may be short, butt you have big eyes with which to Deathstare. Beware the tiny elfin menace!
ReplyDeleteSomeone should poll the library hobos as to the intimidation of midget *ahem* "Petite" librarians. ;)
At my whooping 5 foot nothing no one is intimidated by me. Except the very tall they fear my tiny stature =)
ReplyDeleteIt's all in the eyes.
DeleteShort women scare me because they're at the perfect height to hit me right in the balls, and if they're the type who have lots of sharp & pointies, well......
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