I dreamed an unusual apocalypse the other night. No explosions, no virulent disease.
Aliens had found our little blue planet in the vastness of space and, positioning themselves well outside the reach of our paltry technology, decided to begin siphoning off our oxygen. (I assumed there was some plan to simultaneously destroy vegetation) It was Earth they wanted, perhaps an obscure mineral, and forced hypoxia so easily removed obstacles.
But it wasn't happening all at once, no. There would be time enough to let yourself think that you had to make decisions about What to Do when, really, well...it was a quiet disaster, with nothing to be done.
I was out on the street, watching the main intersection fill with cars going nowhere. The wrong way, even. North, to the lake. Dead end. I looked at my companion, the one person who had been with me from the very beginning. We didn't speak and yet decided together to go home. There were cats there, and supplies enough to keep us comfortable. We'd cling to each other when the time came, like those that breathed their last in the ash of Vesuvius millenia before.
Outside, people did what they always do when the world is ending. The usual panic, the stubborn hope - television reporters gave hourly updates of oxygen levels, mobs ransacked grocery stores and gas stations. Carrying on. I felt so proud of humanity, such bittersweet love.
I woke with my heart pounding anyway.
Ok, but you were well armed, right? :)
ReplyDeleteNot that it mattered.
DeleteMorbid and creepifying.
ReplyDeleteDid it resemble this at all?
ReplyDeleteOh, crap. Mel Brooks is in my subconscious.
DeleteMel Brooks, not Max Brooks...
DeleteI confess I have apocalyptic dreams often. Wandering but rarely alone.
So, did anyone, in your nightmare, think of at least extracting posthumous revenge on the aliens by having everyone in the world eat a last meal of refried beans with lots of hot sauce and cheese? A good dose of methane, in the oxygen they stole from us, is what they would have deserved at the very least.
ReplyDeleteIf the dream recurs, maybe you can get your dream-self to suggest it and thus save the world because once the aliens realize the air has been tainted, they may give up and go away.
All the best,
GB
But oxygen is everywhere, not in breath taking surplus, but it is everywhere...
ReplyDeletegoing home was a solid idea...
waking up and appreciating Ohio in the morning even better...
I'd be whooping it up like a crazed savage! I'd go through all my ammo like it was the biggest Middle Eastern Wedding, too! It would be a hella fun last coupla.
ReplyDeleteInteresting dream... Most would NOT go home, but try to run.
ReplyDeleteThat's almost Russian in its bleakness.
ReplyDeleteI think that you, Tam, Unc, etc...Are eating to close to bedtime. Weird dreams come from eating weird stuff at night. I'm not a doctor, but I have watched Gomer Pyle, U.S..once'er twice. I have also had a voice, in raising 2 chjllons. Sorry, I still can't type'fer shiz.
ReplyDeletePLEASE don't be precognitive.
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